SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
You think you’re the hero, Metatron? No, you’re the Mary Sue. The obnoxious, self-inserted, overly powerful “perfect” character that gets shoved into the story by someone trying to live out a life where they actually do something. The fandom will chew you and spit you out. Run, ho. Run.
YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF
But.. that’s my life..